I have just realized that I haven’t made a post since Nov. 23… Damn! I guess its because things have gotten kinda crazy lately… I will attempt to post more often in the coming months ahead.. so expect a new gadget post really soon…

Brandon – wiredwonder.com

HeadSpa Head Massager by Healthcare

*Bonus feature*…During Halloween this shit doubles as a “Tron” helmet…LMAO…

*Product Description*

Sooth Yourself by Yourself! Alleviate stress and tension, relieve migraine pain, increase blood circulation, and enter a mode of relaxation with this revolutionary head massager. The device’s application of accupressure simulates the sensation of hundreds of fingers simultaneously massaging your scalp. The cap fits comfortably on any head and easily adjusts to accommodate different sizes. The patented design is lightweight and easy to use while at your office desk, on the morning commute, or while enjoying your evening television program. Includes a rechargeable battery and AC adapter. Size: 10″ x 6 1/2″ x 7″.

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Lady de Guadalupe Steel Casket @ Walmart.com

Walmart.com just added a new item to thier online store…and it’s just in time to complete your authentic vampire costume for Halloween.

*Product Description*

Made of Superior Grade 18-gauge steel, Lady de Guadalupe’s exterior is hand-painted by experienced craftsman in an exquisite slate blue metallic color, complemented with individual appliqués of the Lady de Guadalupe. The interior bedding, so soft to the touch, is sewn and gathered by hand in a sky-blue chalet crepe adorned by an embroidered figure of the Lady de Guadalupe. High-polished hardware and carry bars for easy handling complete this religious-themed edition.

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Solid Alliance / Crazy Earphones

This shit is ridiculous!

*Product Description*

Crazy Earphones are the latest stuffs you need if you want to listen to your music with style! Available in 4 different flavors: Banana, Cat Paw, Sushi or Bolt.

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Golden Goose Superstar Sneaker

Only $437.00 for a pair of used sneakers? NO F***ING THANKS!

I call shenanigans on this shit!

*Product Description*

Superstar Sneaker by Golden Goose. Distressed leather sneaker with nylon tongue and turquoise stars at sides. Round toe / Lace up / Cotton laces / Leather has slight canvas texture / Scuffed rubber edging at bottom / Contrasting black nylon tongue / 3 decorative lacing holes at each side / Suede turquoise star at outer foot / Suede patch at back ankle with ‘Golden Goose’ stamp / Black rubber sole has treading / Leather insole / Leather lining at back / Thin terry cloth lining at front / Color: White / 100% Leather / Made in Italy / Dustbag included. Sizing: Fit true to size – whole sizes only. If you wear a ½ size we recommend ordering up.

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Potty Putter

Talk about  a crap-gadget! (Pun intended)

*Product Description*

Potty Putter™ is the new product that let you enjoy practicing your golf puts everytime you make a trip to the bathroom. It comes with everything you need to start practicing you game right away. Today as part of this special internet offer, you will receive the Potty Putter™ for only $19.99 plus $7.99 shipping and handling. As a BONUS you’ll also get “Do Not Distrub” hanging door sign so you can practice your putting without interruptions. This special offer is not available in stores so the only way to get it is to place your order now!

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Jingle Jugs

Just what every guy needs…a pair of singing tits!

*Product Description*

The Trophy You’ve Always Wanted! You won’t believe your eyes! This anatomically correct mounted pair performs to the hit song “Titties and Beer” by Rodney Carrington. Molded in soft vinyl with real bikini top! Mount these jiggly jugs on the wall or use the included display stand. Set them on motion-detect mode and surprise the unsuspecting! Fun for home, office, garage, workshop, gameroom, etc.

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SHUTTER SHADES

Order now and you too can look like this douche-bag!

Kanye West

*Product Description*

LOT OF 6 ASSORTED SHUTTER SHADES (colors and styles may vary from image)…. We guarantee you will receive one pair of white in each assortment purchased, our hottest selling color!….Has anyone ever told you that you are going through life with blinders on? Well, now you can tell them “They are not blinders, they are shutters!” These shutter shades have been made one of the hottest MUST HAVES this year by Kanye West and his global hit video “Stronger”. Stars like Paris and fashionistas from New York to L.A. are sporting these sturdy, high quality, and oh so cool sunglasses everywhere from the nightclubs to the mega concerts. Leave it to Kanye to start yet another hot fashion explosion. Get them while you can, these are going fast, fast, fast!…Great to resell! *****Please note that the image is a sample of the many styles/colors we carry. Each assortment will contain a random mixture of colors and styles, with a guarantee of one white per assortment. You may or may not receive a color shown in the image.

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"Personal Urn" By Cremation Solutions

I just have one question…One size fits all?

Wondering what are the best places to put the fake disembodied head of a dead family member?

1. The Bathroom

Really, what activity you do in the bathroom WOULDN’T be enhanced by a cold, penetrating stare from beyond?

2. By the Front Door

Easy solution for door-to-door salesman. When they come over, jut your jaw out, breathe heavy, and point. Also, trick-or-treaters. They’ve had it too easy for too long.

3. On the Weather Vane

Warn the neighbors. You don’t get angry. You get viking.

4. On the Kitchen Table

Because your family dinners aren’t awkward enough.
For more information, visit the Cremation Solutions website. Then shower repeatedly, as you will feel unclean.

(Source=Monolith)

*Product Description*

Never forget a face. Personal urns are a new and exciting way to memorialize your loved one. Now we can create a custom urn in the image of your loved one or favorite celebrity or hero. Personal Urns combine art and the very latest in technology to create a family heirloom that will be cherished for generations. They are built from just one or two photographs of the cherished persons face. This is the most heart warming and special memorial product available anywhere – “A Personal Urn”

*Available in Two Sizes*

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Soda Can Robug

As far as I can tell this DIY robot (unless you are 7) = LAME!

Please check out instructables.com for DIY projects that don’t bring the suck!

*Product Description*

Create a Clean Energy Critter — As fun to build as it is to play with when complete, this unique robot project uses a recycled soda can you provide and transforms it into a robotic bug toy. A vibration sensation, Robug emits sound and moves across the floor as soon as you switch it on. — Includes a motor casing, toy motor, body plate, body rims, battery casing, four large screws with bolts, small screws, plastic terminal caps, wire legs and wings, detailed instructions with fun facts. Requires two AA batteries, screw driver for cross head screws, and a used soda can you provide. — Recommended ages 8 and up.

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