October 29, 2009
Lady de Guadalupe Steel Casket @ Walmart.com
Walmart.com just added a new item to thier online store…and it’s just in time to complete your authentic vampire costume for Halloween.
*Product Description*
Made of Superior Grade 18-gauge steel, Lady de Guadalupe’s exterior is hand-painted by experienced craftsman in an exquisite slate blue metallic color, complemented with individual appliqués of the Lady de Guadalupe. The interior bedding, so soft to the touch, is sewn and gathered by hand in a sky-blue chalet crepe adorned by an embroidered figure of the Lady de Guadalupe. High-polished hardware and carry bars for easy handling complete this religious-themed edition.
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Posted by wiredwonder
August 25, 2009
"Personal Urn" By Cremation Solutions
I just have one question…One size fits all?
Wondering what are the best places to put the fake disembodied head of a dead family member?
1. The Bathroom
Really, what activity you do in the bathroom WOULDN’T be enhanced by a cold, penetrating stare from beyond?
2. By the Front Door
Easy solution for door-to-door salesman. When they come over, jut your jaw out, breathe heavy, and point. Also, trick-or-treaters. They’ve had it too easy for too long.
3. On the Weather Vane
Warn the neighbors. You don’t get angry. You get viking.
4. On the Kitchen Table
Because your family dinners aren’t awkward enough.
For more information, visit the Cremation Solutions website. Then shower repeatedly, as you will feel unclean.
*Product Description*
Never forget a face. Personal urns are a new and exciting way to memorialize your loved one. Now we can create a custom urn in the image of your loved one or favorite celebrity or hero. Personal Urns combine art and the very latest in technology to create a family heirloom that will be cherished for generations. They are built from just one or two photographs of the cherished persons face. This is the most heart warming and special memorial product available anywhere – “A Personal Urn”
*Available in Two Sizes*
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What are the best places to put the fake disembodied head of a dead family member?
The Bathroom
Really, what activity you do in the bathroom WOULDN’T be enhanced by a cold, penetrating stare from beyond?
By the Front Door
Easy solution for door-to-door salesman. When they come over, jut your jaw out, breathe heavy, and point. Also, trick-or-treaters. They’ve had it too easy for too long.
On the Weather Vane
Warn the neighbors. You don’t get angry. You get viking.
On the Kitchen Table
Because your family dinners aren’t awkward enough.
For more information, visit the Cremation Solutions website. Then shower repeatedly, as you will feel unclean.
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Posted by wiredwonder
August 7, 2009
Hopsholster
Now, if they could just figure out a way to refrigerate your beer while in this holster they would single hand-idly transform the world into a beer-topia.
*Product Description*
Don’t ask us why, but there are some days when you need to have six beers on you, but you can’t carry them in a cooler or bag. Maybe you’re going for a jog, maybe you’re sneaking them into a movie theater, but whatever your reason, we’ve done the research to find out your options. Not only do the Beer Belt and the Hops Holster offer amazing portability and comfort, you can bet you’ll be on the cutting edge of fashion. Or maybe not. Whether it’s for you or for a beer drinking friend, we’ve compared the two so you’ll know which one to buy. All in all, we think the Hops Holster is the better deal, but we leave the final decision up to you.
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Posted by wiredwonder
August 3, 2009
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