Distressed Sneakers

September 17, 2009
Golden Goose Superstar Sneaker

Golden Goose Superstar Sneaker

Only $437.00 for a pair of used sneakers? NO F***ING THANKS!

I call shenanigans on this shit!

*Product Description*

Superstar Sneaker by Golden Goose. Distressed leather sneaker with nylon tongue and turquoise stars at sides. Round toe / Lace up / Cotton laces / Leather has slight canvas texture / Scuffed rubber edging at bottom / Contrasting black nylon tongue / 3 decorative lacing holes at each side / Suede turquoise star at outer foot / Suede patch at back ankle with ‘Golden Goose’ stamp / Black rubber sole has treading / Leather insole / Leather lining at back / Thin terry cloth lining at front / Color: White / 100% Leather / Made in Italy / Dustbag included. Sizing: Fit true to size – whole sizes only. If you wear a ½ size we recommend ordering up.

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Potty Putter!

September 9, 2009
Potty Putter

Potty Putter

Talk about  a crap-gadget! (Pun intended)

*Product Description*

Potty Putter™ is the new product that let you enjoy practicing your golf puts everytime you make a trip to the bathroom. It comes with everything you need to start practicing you game right away. Today as part of this special internet offer, you will receive the Potty Putter™ for only $19.99 plus $7.99 shipping and handling. As a BONUS you’ll also get “Do Not Distrub” hanging door sign so you can practice your putting without interruptions. This special offer is not available in stores so the only way to get it is to place your order now!

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Jingle Jugs!

September 3, 2009
Jingle Jugs

Jingle Jugs

Just what every guy needs…a pair of singing tits!

*Product Description*

The Trophy You’ve Always Wanted! You won’t believe your eyes! This anatomically correct mounted pair performs to the hit song “Titties and Beer” by Rodney Carrington. Molded in soft vinyl with real bikini top! Mount these jiggly jugs on the wall or use the included display stand. Set them on motion-detect mode and surprise the unsuspecting! Fun for home, office, garage, workshop, gameroom, etc.

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