Order now and you too can look like this douche-bag!
Kanye West
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LOT OF 6 ASSORTED SHUTTER SHADES (colors and styles may vary from image)…. We guarantee you will receive one pair of white in each assortment purchased, our hottest selling color!….Has anyone ever told you that you are going through life with blinders on? Well, now you can tell them “They are not blinders, they are shutters!” These shutter shades have been made one of the hottest MUST HAVES this year by Kanye West and his global hit video “Stronger”. Stars like Paris and fashionistas from New York to L.A. are sporting these sturdy, high quality, and oh so cool sunglasses everywhere from the nightclubs to the mega concerts. Leave it to Kanye to start yet another hot fashion explosion. Get them while you can, these are going fast, fast, fast!…Great to resell! *****Please note that the image is a sample of the many styles/colors we carry. Each assortment will contain a random mixture of colors and styles, with a guarantee of one white per assortment. You may or may not receive a color shown in the image.
Wondering what are the best places to put the fake disembodied head of a dead family member?
1. The Bathroom
Really, what activity you do in the bathroom WOULDN’T be enhanced by a cold, penetrating stare from beyond?
2. By the Front Door
Easy solution for door-to-door salesman. When they come over, jut your jaw out, breathe heavy, and point. Also, trick-or-treaters. They’ve had it too easy for too long.
3. On the Weather Vane
Warn the neighbors. You don’t get angry. You get viking.
4. On the Kitchen Table
Because your family dinners aren’t awkward enough. For more information, visit the Cremation Solutions website. Then shower repeatedly, as you will feel unclean.
Never forget a face. Personal urns are a new and exciting way to memorialize your loved one. Now we can create a custom urn in the image of your loved one or favorite celebrity or hero. Personal Urns combine art and the very latest in technology to create a family heirloom that will be cherished for generations. They are built from just one or two photographs of the cherished persons face. This is the most heart warming and special memorial product available anywhere – “A Personal Urn”
What are the best places to put the fake disembodied head of a dead family member?
The Bathroom
Really, what activity you do in the bathroom WOULDN’T be enhanced by a cold, penetrating stare from beyond?
By the Front Door
Easy solution for door-to-door salesman. When they come over, jut your jaw out, breathe heavy, and point. Also, trick-or-treaters. They’ve had it too easy for too long.
On the Weather Vane
Warn the neighbors. You don’t get angry. You get viking.
On the Kitchen Table
Because your family dinners aren’t awkward enough.
For more information, visit the Cremation Solutions website. Then shower repeatedly, as you will feel unclean.
As far as I can tell this DIY robot (unless you are 7) = LAME!
Please check out instructables.com for DIY projects that don’t bring the suck!
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Create a Clean Energy Critter — As fun to build as it is to play with when complete, this unique robot project uses a recycled soda can you provide and transforms it into a robotic bug toy. A vibration sensation, Robug emits sound and moves across the floor as soon as you switch it on. — Includes a motor casing, toy motor, body plate, body rims, battery casing, four large screws with bolts, small screws, plastic terminal caps, wire legs and wings, detailed instructions with fun facts. Requires two AA batteries, screw driver for cross head screws, and a used soda can you provide. — Recommended ages 8 and up.
Just what you need for your next keg party… Man, I would love to be able to test this thing out.
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DJ-Tech is proud to announce the first DJ mouse ( patent pending ), as it said, this mouse is fully designed and made for all DJ applications. With a selection of serious materials and having in mind the great aluminium and rubber feeling, discover how easy to manipulate songs and mix them. So funny to use the Automix and sampled sounds / jingles to get into the partys with PERFECT BEAT MATCH. Powered by worldwide best DJ software Deckadance for MAC and PC, the powerful auto beat engine and the section of digital effects are the tools to shape your mix. The built-in Jog and the direct access to SCRATCH, will rock your computer and heat the dance floor. DJ mouse includes a special mat for optimising the quality of your scratch performance. The Blue ring Led is so helpful to locate your position on the mat and drive your performance. Just Plug, Play, Mix, and ROCK your computer with Dj Mouse.
5 in 1 Alcohol BREATH Tester Breathalyzer Timer Keychain
If you’re the type of person who feels like they need this gadget, you’re most likely a f***ing alcoholic and should not be driving when you go out….ever.
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Better to be safe than sorry after you’ve had a few drinks! This 5 in 1 Digital Alcohol Breathalyzer Tester lets you know how close you are to the legal limit. It indicates if you are over or under 0.02% BAC or over 0.05% BAC. Get one to keep in your car or purse. The other functions include Timer, LED Light, and it comes on a handy Keychain! Please Note: While this product is a useful tool in determining your BAC, it does not take the place of common sense.
Retro Cassette Stereo Mini Speaker for iPod / iPhone
This is pretty bad-ass.
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Most of iPod do not have a speaker, although iPod Touch 2nd and iPhone 3G (or even iPhone 3Gs has a built-in speaker, it is still Mono). Want a method to turn your iPhone / iPod with a stereo speaker? Here you are!
This looks dumber than a cow turd…but I have to admit…I would like to play with one…
Does that make me an idiot?
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Pow! Test Your Finger Strength! Roll up! Roll up! Are you a loser with a feeble flick? Or does your finger pack a winning punch!? Simply flick the punchbag with your finger to test your strength!
The t-shirts in my store are all original artwork, designs and ideas that come from the warped minds of me and my t-shirt artist / homie, James Deason…and I hope you enjoy them. So stop reading this and, please go check out my “Bi-Curious George” merchandise and don’t forget to check back soon for new T-shirt designs. I have about 8 more designs in production.
Now this is what I call a great f****ing invention. Sure they look like ugly Harry Potter rejects, but they make up for that shit with their awesome lens design.
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TruFocals are the revolutionary new glasses that let you choose the perfect focus for every distance from near to far. Seeing clearly everywhere, from up close to infinity, is finally possible. Wearing TruFocals, with just a simple finger motion on a small slider on the bridge, you can actually go from reading a newspaper to viewing a TV set to scanning a distant vista and your vision is crisp and clear every inch of the way. That’s a major improvement over multifocal glasses that are in focus only at certain fixed distances so your vision between those zones is blurred. And, with TruFocals, the whole lens is in focus so your entire field of view is sharp, not just a portion as with bifocals or progressive glasses.
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